Turkish ambassador says job basically just being summoned back every month after some argument
AIRPORT, WASHINGTON DC, USA – This Sunday, April 25, after the US President Joe Biden recognized the Armenian Genocide of 1915, Hasan Murat Mercan, Turkish Ambassador to the United States, was preparing to fly back to Turkey. The man, who took office a little more than a month ago [true story], told us more about the … Read more
“Thanks Daddy for making me skip the army so I could eat this giant cake” – Nver Tsarukyan
ABOVIAN, ARMENIA — While the country is going through hard times, thousands of our youth are missing, and while we have prisoners still illegally detained in Azerbaijan, Gagik Tsarukyan’s son Nver Tsarukyan got married, spending millions on a stupid feast that made you throw up even before you could reach the cake. The happiest of all … Read more
Guy waiting for instructions from abroad really expects to be elected to lead a country
YEREVAN, ARMENIA – In a strange statement, former President Kocharian announced that he wanted to ally with one or two parties for the next elections. Asked about this, Ishkhan Saghatelyan of the ARF Armenia said “he’ll wait for instructions from the ARF Western Committee”. And we’re still surprised that no one wants him as a … Read more
Europe more shocked for a stupid chair than actual people being detained, tortured, killed…
ANKARA, TURKEY — In an unexpected turn of events, Turkey’s President Erdogan, known for whorshipping genocidal maniacs and being part-time dictator himself, behaved like a moron. And Europe is still shocked. In a meeting, Erdogan sat down with Charles Michel, some guy from some EU organization, and believing Ursula von der Leyen, from some other … Read more
Erdogan digs up dead generals to send them to jail
ANKARA, TURKEY — After imprisoning active members of his army for fear of a “coup,” Turkish President Erdogan jailed retired generals who criticized him last week . But he didn’t stop there. President Erdogan was reportedly seen this morning with workers in a military cemetery, giving orders to also exhume the soldiers buried there. “You … Read more