“Thanks Daddy for making me skip the army so I could eat this giant cake” – Nver Tsarukyan

ABOVIAN, ARMENIA — While the country is going through hard times, thousands of our youth are missing, and while we have prisoners still illegally detained in Azerbaijan, Gagik Tsarukyan’s son Nver Tsarukyan got married, spending millions on a stupid feast that made you throw up even before you could reach the cake. The happiest of all … Read more

Europe more shocked for a stupid chair than actual people being detained, tortured, killed…

ANKARA, TURKEY — In an unexpected turn of events, Turkey’s President Erdogan, known for whorshipping genocidal maniacs and being part-time dictator himself, behaved like a moron. And Europe is still shocked. In a meeting, Erdogan sat down with Charles Michel, some guy from some EU organization, and believing Ursula von der Leyen, from some other … Read more

Erdogan digs up dead generals to send them to jail

ANKARA, TURKEY — After imprisoning active members of his army for fear of a “coup,” Turkish President Erdogan jailed retired generals who criticized him last week . But he didn’t stop there. President Erdogan was reportedly seen this morning with workers in a military cemetery, giving orders to also exhume the soldiers buried there. “You … Read more

Semuchka explains: French Armenian mayor financing Turkish mosque while Azerbaijan erases Armenian churches

INTERNET, HADES — Some of our readers may have heard about weird things going on in France. For a few days, that French Armenians stopped complaining about Nikol Pashinyan and are hating some lady instead. But one thing French people tend to forget is that their language is super hard and that we’re super lazy … Read more