Turkey
Guy needs job so bad he’ll recognize any genocide boss wants him to
WASHINGTON DC, USA — The guy who’s a nominee to become our next US ambassador to Turkey, Jeff Flake, has said he recognizes the Armenian Genocide. At least he does NOW. Despite the fact he always voted against bills saying the same thing he recognizes now for real, in 2005, 2007, 2014 and 2014 (that’s … Read more
Turkish ambassador says job basically just being summoned back every month after some argument
AIRPORT, WASHINGTON DC, USA – This Sunday, April 25, after the US President Joe Biden recognized the Armenian Genocide of 1915, Hasan Murat Mercan, Turkish Ambassador to the United States, was preparing to fly back to Turkey. The man, who took office a little more than a month ago [true story], told us more about the … Read more
Europe more shocked for a stupid chair than actual people being detained, tortured, killed…
ANKARA, TURKEY — In an unexpected turn of events, Turkey’s President Erdogan, known for whorshipping genocidal maniacs and being part-time dictator himself, behaved like a moron. And Europe is still shocked. In a meeting, Erdogan sat down with Charles Michel, some guy from some EU organization, and believing Ursula von der Leyen, from some other … Read more
Erdogan digs up dead generals to send them to jail
ANKARA, TURKEY — After imprisoning active members of his army for fear of a “coup,” Turkish President Erdogan jailed retired generals who criticized him last week . But he didn’t stop there. President Erdogan was reportedly seen this morning with workers in a military cemetery, giving orders to also exhume the soldiers buried there. “You … Read more
Semuchka explains: French Armenian mayor financing Turkish mosque while Azerbaijan erases Armenian churches
INTERNET, HADES — Some of our readers may have heard about weird things going on in France. For a few days, that French Armenians stopped complaining about Nikol Pashinyan and are hating some lady instead. But one thing French people tend to forget is that their language is super hard and that we’re super lazy … Read more
Erdogan “not really worried” about Biden never having called him
ANKARA, TURKEY — Right after a speech where he announced some invasions somewhere, Turkish President Erdogan was asked about his sentiment over US President Joe Biden not having called him ONCE since coming into office. “I don’t really mind”, Erdogan said. “I’m a very busy man anyway, I don’t have time to take calls from … Read more