YEREVAN, ARMENIA – In a strange statement, former President Kocharian announced that he wanted to ally with one or two parties for the next elections. Asked about this, Ishkhan Saghatelyan of the ARF Armenia said “he’ll wait for instructions from the ARF Western Committee”. And we’re still surprised that no one wants him as a … Read more
ANKARA, TURKEY — In an unexpected turn of events, Turkey’s President Erdogan, known for whorshipping genocidal maniacs and being part-time dictator himself, behaved like a moron. And Europe is still shocked. In a meeting, Erdogan sat down with Charles Michel, some guy from some EU organization, and believing Ursula von der Leyen, from some other … Read more
ANKARA, TURKEY — After imprisoning active members of his army for fear of a “coup,” Turkish President Erdogan jailed retired generals who criticized him last week . But he didn’t stop there. President Erdogan was reportedly seen this morning with workers in a military cemetery, giving orders to also exhume the soldiers buried there. “You … Read more
INTERNET, HADES — Some of our readers may have heard about weird things going on in France. For a few days, that French Armenians stopped complaining about Nikol Pashinyan and are hating some lady instead. But one thing French people tend to forget is that their language is super hard and that we’re super lazy … Read more
WASHINGTON DC, USA — After having not really cared about the Armenian Genocide for more than a century, a President of the USA, or to be more accurate, a guy who… works for him? … announced that the President was ready to recognize the genocide… as a genocide. “I tell you guys, this time it’s … Read more
ANKARA, TURKEY — Right after a speech where he announced some invasions somewhere, Turkish President Erdogan was asked about his sentiment over US President Joe Biden not having called him ONCE since coming into office. “I don’t really mind”, Erdogan said. “I’m a very busy man anyway, I don’t have time to take calls from … Read more
SEOUL, (SOUTH) KOREA – The world of K-Pop (South Korean pop music) fans was shattered today because of an unexpected controversy. As Armenia is in a period of political turmoil, members of the famous boy band BTS announced internal arguments over this question: Should the Armenian Prime Minister resign? While V supports Nikol Pachinian and … Read more
