SEMUCHKA HQ, NYC — After a (very) long hiatus, the editorial staff at Semuchka agreed it was time to be fair with our readers and reveal a little more of what was going on behind the scenes. It is for the sake of transparency that we finally reveal who is financing us and deciding what … Read more
“Yeah, I know there’s been a war and people are dead. I know that. I also know there’s a lot of families who lost their homes, their lands, and maybe their only child. Of course I know that right now, people in Armenia and in the diaspora are so divided they just hate each other … Read more
SEOUL, (SOUTH) KOREA – The world of K-Pop (South Korean pop music) fans was shattered today because of an unexpected controversy. As Armenia is in a period of political turmoil, members of the famous boy band BTS announced internal arguments over this question: Should the Armenian Prime Minister resign? While V supports Nikol Pachinian and … Read more
This article follows a previous one about an Azeri official named Mirvari Fataliyeva (that’s her true name, not kidding). The original article only exists in French. To sum it up, we analyzed a political debate as a battle rap. We liked the character so much we decided to continue with her. LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA – … Read more
In these troubled times, when everything is challenged, both historically and culturally, more and more people are asking “what’s an Armenian?” To be honest, we don’t really know if more and more people are asking that. We just needed it for the article. Here at Semuchka, we decided to investigate! We surveyed and collected authentic … Read more
(Free translation, but true to the spirit. Original video below.) “My friends, I won’t be long. I just want to tell you that it is very easy, when everything is going well, to talk about unity and laugh together. But it is now, when the nation is at its lowest, that we must show restraint … Read more
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS – In a surprise statement, the businessman and honorary citizen from Chicago clarified his position on recent events in Armenia. “Nikol can’t stay,” Mr. Capone says while being shaved in his private hotel. “His name has been tarnished forever.” He adds that “the current government is corrupt”, and “does not respect the rights … Read more
BAKU, AZERBAIJAN – Much is written about the great democratic nation of the Caucasus, Azerbaijan, whose president, Ilham Aliyev, is accused of being a dictator. “It’s fake news. We all know it’s fake”, swept Azeri diplomacy. But there is one thing that is not talked about, and it deserves to be mentioned: the great progressivism … Read more
