Semuchka explains: French Armenian mayor financing Turkish mosque while Azerbaijan erases Armenian churches

INTERNET, HADES — Some of our readers may have heard about weird things going on in France. For a few days, that French Armenians stopped complaining about Nikol Pashinyan and are hating some lady instead. But one thing French people tend to forget is that their language is super hard and that we’re super lazy … Read more

Azerbaijan supports youth by beating and stabbing them

NANTES, FRANCE — Azerbaijan just revealed a new program to help young influencers. The program, called “We’re going to cut your tongue“, has just been launched on an experimental basis in the city of Nantes, where Mahammad Mirzali, a young Azeri blogger, had the pleasure of meeting a delegation of six representatives who came to … Read more

Léo Nicolian succeeds in 4 days where ARF failed in two months

PARIS, FRANCE — One guy managed to do on his own, in four days, what the opposition in Armenia couldn’t in two months. While in Armenia, the opposition including the ARF-Dachnak was removing the tents they had put on Republic Square for some reason, Léo Nicolian, a French-Lebanese-Armenian (random order) journalist, was going on a … Read more

Azerbaijan produces “evidence” of “French-Armenian mercenaries” in Karabakh

PARIS, FRANCE – The Embassy of the Republic of Azerbaijan in Paris has finally unveiled “photographic evidence” of the participation of alleged “French-Armenian mercenaries” in the Karabakh conflict. While some critics believed it was again some kind of bluff to impede on the coming debate about recognizing Artsakh at the French Senate… it appears the accusations … Read more