GALACTIC SENATE, CORUSCANT – Immediately after being given full powers to end the Clone Wars, the Chancellor of the Galactic Republic wanted to react to the events that have been going on in the US these last days. “The images we got to see were shocking,” Palpatine said. “Even my face got … changed.” “Attacking … Read more
This article follows a previous one about an Azeri official named Mirvari Fataliyeva (that’s her true name, not kidding). The original article only exists in French. To sum it up, we analyzed a political debate as a battle rap. We liked the character so much we decided to continue with her. LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA – … Read more
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON – In a recent declaration to the press, Turkish President Erdogan said he would not allow Thanksgiving in his country and… WAIT A SECOND!! You really thought we would recycle the same silly jokes?! EVERYBODY has been using that pun 8 times a day for years! We already made a dumb … Read more
BAKU, AZERBAIJAN – Following a statement released on Saturday, the Republic of Azerbaijan has decided to ban all airing of the hit series “The Mandalorian” available on Disney +, until further notice. According to a tweet from the head of foreign relations Hikmet Hajiyev, the series would “praise Armenian terrorism”. A “barbaric provocation”, supposedly … Read more
