OP-ED – “Stay united, stupid dogs!”

[These are words from a concerned citizen. The staff at Semuchka only acts as a publisher and isn’t responsible for this citizen’s opinion.] “Well, at first I said nothing because it’s always funny to see the enemies fighting each other. But this is too much!” “If you destroy yourselves, what use am I?” “For thirty … Read more

BTS members may split up over events in Armenia

SEOUL, (SOUTH) KOREA – The world of K-Pop (South Korean pop music) fans was shattered today because of an unexpected controversy. As Armenia is in a period of political turmoil, members of the famous boy band BTS announced internal arguments over this question: Should the Armenian Prime Minister resign? While V supports Nikol Pachinian and … Read more

Kocharyan ready to face prison

YEREVAN, ARMENIA — Sitting in his living room, practicing life in confined space, the ex-president of Armenia announces “he is ready for cell life”. “I had always seen the presidency and prison as two opposing things,” he says. “Then I discovered Nelson Mandela.” “Like him, I am ready to spend a few years behind bars … Read more

Don’t judge a book by its cover… and then there’s Naira

YEREVAN, ARMENIA — Yesterday evening, the announcement was made: Naira Zohrabyan was kicked out of the Parliamentary Human Rights Committee for disturbing remarks… against humans. Who is this Magica De Spell lookalike? She was only known to people living in Armenia, but she caught the attention of Armenians around the world by being in the … Read more