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CLASH – Macron warns Erdogan that he will make him “eat his teeth”
PARIS, FRANCE — Following Erdogan’s recent statements on President Macron’s mental health, diplomatic relations between France and Turkey have seriously deteriorated. “Are you going to shut your mouth, you wannabe Hitler?!”, Emmanuel Macron said on Saturday evening. “This clown can’t go a day without declaring a war and he dares to open is mouth about … Read more
FEMINISM – Azerbaijan has woman as vice president, happens to be president’s wife
BAKU, AZERBAIJAN – Much is written about the great democratic nation of the Caucasus, Azerbaijan, whose president, Ilham Aliyev, is accused of being a dictator. “It’s fake news. We all know it’s fake”, swept Azeri diplomacy. But there is one thing that is not talked about, and it deserves to be mentioned: the great progressivism … Read more
DEPRESSION – Aliyev wakes up in a world where Armenians still exist…
VILLA ALIYEV, TURKEY — For several weeks, a conflict has raged in Caucasus, and the damage is not only physical: the morale of many has been affected. One of the victims of this war is none other than Ilham A., an Azeri expatriate. He fled the war and took refuge in a modest building of … Read more
Friends of local Armenian just wish for war to end so they can have Facebook back to normal
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA — Support for the Armenian cause has grown increasingly since friends of Paul, a local Armenian, realized they would never have a normal Facebook again until the end of the conflict in Nagorno-Karabakh. “We knew that some time around April, our Armenian pals were going to update their profile picture, but it … Read more
Greta Thunberg praises Azerbaijan for recycling same presidents since 1993
STOCKHOLM, SWEDEN — Asked by the press while going to her driving lesson, Swedish environmental activist Greta Thunberg praised the Baku regime. “They really care about the environment”, she said. “Since 1993, they have only changed president once.” “And even then, they decided to use the same family,” she added. “A good example” according to … Read more
Armenian support for Biden lasts almost as long as Azeri ceasefire
WASHINGTON DC, USA — Disappointed by President Donald Trump’s silence, the Armenian community quickly turned to his challenger in the coming elections: Joe Biden. Surely, a guy who worked for years alongside Obama, arming Turkey for the war in Syria, would take their cause to heart! Just as dialogue started with the Biden campaign, the … Read more
Erdogan accuses Europe of financing fires and tornadoes
ANKARA, TURKEY — While fires were raging in Turkey just days ago, the country is now waking up to storms that have devastated Anatolia in the past few hours. Where others would stop a moment and think it may be a sign from heavens to stop messing with the world, Erdogan took a more original … Read more