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[This article is better read with sad music. here’s a link if you don’t have any idea: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTs83Ej5nS8.] Here at Semuchka, we love fake articles. This one isn’t. 😮 A simple idea Semuchka, as a site, has existed since the 44 days war. The initial idea, which came after discussing among friends, was to hit … Read more
WASHINGTON DC, USA — The guy who’s a nominee to become our next US ambassador to Turkey, Jeff Flake, has said he recognizes the Armenian Genocide. At least he does NOW. Despite the fact he always voted against bills saying the same thing he recognizes now for real, in 2005, 2007, 2014 and 2014 (that’s … Read more
SEMUCHKA HQ, NYC — After a (very) long hiatus, the editorial staff at Semuchka agreed it was time to be fair with our readers and reveal a little more of what was going on behind the scenes. It is for the sake of transparency that we finally reveal who is financing us and deciding what … Read more
YEREVAN, ARMENIA — As announced on national TV today, the new Armenian Parliament held its first session today. As the guys were sitting to decide on their president and other (boring) stuff, a little group of kiddos surprised everyone. As soon as the debates were going to start (and put everyone to sleep), the rebel teens … Read more
[Editor’s note: This is a sensitive issue, and we usually shy away from giving any support to candidates, but we all agreed there was enough of an emergency in the current political landscape to leave aside our usual stand. This is an important vote, and we want all of us to think before taking a … Read more
YEREVAN, ARMENIA — The Armenian Wine Festival (one of the thousands of festivals Armenians have for each fruit, drink… basically anything edible) has stirred some drama this year, with unexpected competition from a “Let’s Whine Festival” which mainly took place on social media. Basically, people attending it have been called “traitors”, “zombies”, “Pashinyan’s rejects” by … Read more
BAKU, AZERBAIDJAN — Forced to self-censor over their continued purchase of weapons from Israel, the presidential palace of President for life Ilham Aliyev has expressed a desire for peace in the Middle East. Asked about the consistency between his positions of support for the Palestinians and his arms contracts with those who are accused of … Read more
