Guy needs job so bad he’ll recognize any genocide boss wants him to

WASHINGTON DC, USA — The guy who’s a nominee to become our next US ambassador to Turkey, Jeff Flake, has said he recognizes the Armenian Genocide. At least he does NOW.

Despite the fact he always voted against bills saying the same thing he recognizes now for real, in 2005, 2007, 2014 and 2014 (that’s a lot of times), the former Republican senator is like totally on board now.

“I know, I know… I was always against it because I needed my job back then”, he said. “Now I’ll recognize it. For the same reasons.”

At publishing time, Mr Flake, from Snowflake, AZ (not kidding), will stand firm on the recognition of Artaskh “as soon as Mr. Biden or whoever left to give me a job does so“.

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