LOS ANGELES, USA — As war rages on in the Caucasus between Armenians and Azeris, the media seem to be lagging behind and news hungry people are desperate.
But that’s without counting on a brave lady who, armed with a simple cellphone, provides coverage of the entire geopolitical conflict on her own by roaming the streets of LA.
“We throw all our money on crew and equipment,” Fox News tells us. “And one woman, one single woman… WITH A MOBILE!!!” an anchor says, bursting into tears.
“We don’t know how she does it,” CNN tells us. “We lick every politician’s boots, but she’s the one who gets all the information.”
“I can’t take it anymore…” says Brian Stelter, a little nervous. “This woman is going to kill me”, he adds, trying to open a box of unidentified pills.