Politicians around the world unite to “express their concern”

NEW YORK, USA — In an unprecedented move, politicians around the world have come together in recent days to take action against the war in Nagorno-Karabakh, saying they “are very concerned”.

“We are deeply concerned for the people living there”, said a political representative.

“I want to express all my concern to the victims of this deadly conflict,” another told us.

People of Nagorno-Karabakh thanked the Western countries for “the many messages of concern” received the last days.

“It is heartwarming to know that we’re not alone in this war”, confesses a fighter, deeply moved by so much concern.

At publishing time, the United States have declared being “ready to unleash all their concern” if the conflict keeps going on.