BAKU, AZERBAIDJAN — Without any warning, president Ilham Aliyev unleashed his latest weapon of mass destruction.
The international community didn’t take it well, and various leaders expressed concerns over the dictator’s behavior, saying it was “unacceptable”, “a tragedy from another century”. “It reminds humanity of the worst times in its whole history” said a leader.
Armenian PM Nikol Pachinyan was the most outspoken, saying “This is the kind of terrorism only Azerbaidjan is capable of”.
“Aliyev crossed a red line on this one”, Russia declared, “We can’t let this happen again”.