Erdogan promotes Turkish culture: starts six wars

TRIPOLI, LYBIA — Walking through the streets filled with corpses, Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan opens up about his recent international achievements.

“I’m really proud of our work in Syria. And the cultural mission in Libya is a resounding success,” explains the leader, while passing under Turkish flags hanging from the windows.

“Our Greek and Armenian friends know they can trust us”, reassures the president while waving to the troops. “Turkey will always be there to fulfill its role and get in touch with all people around.” “Ask the Cypriots.”

“We still have work to do, though”, he added. “Like in Israel.” “After all, Jerusalem is our city”.

At publishing time, Israelis still can’t find the words to express how grateful they are for Mr. Erdogan’s interest.